I am Pilot [Your Pilot Name] and we need you to Save Earth!
As you know, On September 1, 2020, Earth was surrounded by a sphere of undetermined substance letting nothing through but light. The newly-established World Government may have a hard time coping. We are here to help.
Professor Y is calling for Pilots to fly his remote control probes in order to map the beautiful yet ominous macro-crystalline structure of the sphere. With this accomplished, we may be able to produce a resonance pattern to crack the sphere and Save Earth! Watch out for static though.
Join the excitement! We'll meet you there in the Pilots Lounge.
http://www.danzen.com/go/saveearth