The Salamander is so slippery here's how
many times he's been captured - oh no! He's
just escaped again! You better report in.
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Catch the Salamander

Agent	Salamander	Story
Cluug Moins	Bowlarama	Yoink!
dan	CoolCat	Watch out dog!
cheekeemonkee	Sal	You don't know me.
MOG THEN	Richard	In class
lazymuthafucka	acg	hello
Kaaos	One Eye Joe	I lost me boat!
Ape	the salamander	shut up
Ed	Dang It	You are a nice person. But leave me alone, please!
lotus	edwin hyde	I beg your pardon. I was seeking the haberdasher's...
Pleasant Weather Clouds	kazoo	i'm walking my poodle.
sheridan	sing	humla humla la la la humla - orfissimo
jeanne	Mr. Wannamaker	I am seeking the Meaning of Goozflopperang.
greggies	go screw yourself	srew off
John Paul	Zorro	Mustang rhymes with wang
fedoraperson888	Zabe	your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.
Hal	address	bite me
Ricky Quinn	yo	no english
hubert	rudolph	go away
Grand Bazooka of Bazookaville	Patch	You are the salamander
Wes	Your Name	Go To hell And Have Fun Burning
Mr PotatoHead	Cori	Poke me
Henriette De Poodle	bob	BOO
sillymam	i'mnotnaked	I'm not naked, I'm nude! They are NOT the same thing.
kris	Zeta	Hes Chinese with a french hat
Brent Wallas	Lucienne	LOOK! IT'S THE POPE!
Zebbe	hugo	casdfasda
fluff	Alex	Funny, crazy, a dream, can I say anymore?
sir bruno	Tanya Harding	I like coconuts
Kyra	Kyra	Excuse me, but your standing on my tail...
Sally	socalpunkroc	oi!oi!oi!
wtf im leet	Malin	I am an estranged, jewish, fisherman-with bad eye sight.
Argon	jack	anook
Entreri Shadowsnake	Shackles	Hey. How are you?
Montgomery Burns	Elana	I'm looking for my boyfriend, have you seen him?
Eye	tiy	7
Dan	hat	egg
Eddie	v	cxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dave G.	AUSTIN	HELLO
Mr. Fedash	Ricccie	no hablo ingles
Mya	sally	sally sent me
laura	jojo	zsa zsa was a dancer
SPUNKY	cricket	Where am I? What happened?
Aloisyous	angel	i'm on a mission
Crazy Abe	SALAMANDER2	GO AWAY
Ganon_King_Of_Evil	Ford Prefect	Doesn't really matter what the color of the spaceship is....
mom	ds	s
Sasha	Yip	Luck off!
Maya	kipper	how much
Razorwolf8	salad	eat me
hbprincess	Him	Shut up
amy	Oscar	to talk to me!!!
CHERYL	Namitzu	Mmmm nice weather today, isn't it?
Unger	andy	andy
lost	Marco	I am just visiting
Tia	jimmy jimbones	lovin it lovin it
Francois	Johnny	Hurt me.
Roschele	willie	take me home
mat	bob	hello how are you
dolphin	Bond James Bond	Leave me alone!
Spike	Piper	hi
blah blah blah	pade winters	I am from a foreign country
candy	omar omer omar	hi
punky	foxy	im going to visit my uncle
John John	Rachel	I am looking for my husband
Onfire777	bababooey	oh, why did you have to tattle on me... whah!
James	Ant	Wasup?
Slayer	fgdgfdg	cvbvcbcv
no-one	Ted	Hello
dick	Evilman	I can't sleep
Trese	warcat	hello
Haywood	Taralynn	i'm not who you think i am. i am a different person
kat	clay	What's up
Noc	MiniMe	I have a spanish moustache did i spell that right?
ULGA	Veronica	Do not speak inglish
tim	han	That I just arrived here from China and I'm looking for work.
carlos	yamashita	I'm just looking for a good catch
Mountain_Ike	MRS.FOOFOO	BOOBIESBOOBIES... BOOBIESBOOBIES... boobies. Teeheehee.
Holy Mary	Amy	What do you want?
LUCIFER	Al	No one EVER suspects the Spanish Inquisition.
candi	Yon-Chi Go	I from china
Elleon	Intrepid	I am a rabid armadillo
GUs	jakster	lookin for my dog lance
sara	George	Hi. I am terribly affraid of being hit in the head.
SKIZO	i m not telling	'cause I'm rude
Reed	chip	go away freek
Mr big	confucios	confucios always say....
ben	Bobby	whats up?
Deano	James Bond	bvjjhgfgjdnmtmy.
Jamie	Vampy	I'm from Transylvania
AISA	,mnmnb	vbnchgn gc
Odis	My name is SFGDSL.... but you may call me TIM.	Sorry, were you talking?
alikat	a	poop
James	Pynky	Hello, What do you know?
Blue Angel	yy	yy
colby	Scott Beatty	Hola. Me speak no ingles
steph	Slimy	Did it hurt?...When u fell down from heaven?
Chag	sexy	My you have a tan!
Charity	bite me	put your hands on my plants and feel around
the great shazam	jimejams	I no speaky english.
Red	Moquoisei	Hello
TrailerRep	moose	don't sleep in the subway
KEnnY	fred	hi
Wacey	susie	hello, have you seen someone with a spanish moustache?
Joe	dave	what do u want
lobinsin	87	tyiukgg
matt	Harry	hey babe! wanna go for a drink, then maybe back to my place?
Moraity	Grd	do you know anything about the salamander?
The Anonymouse	Heather	I'm going to Western
dude	slippy	go here go there go every where
matt	steve	to get lost
mark	Razor Wire	I'll catch you my pretty
Steed	rob	hi how are you doing
salem	dave	hi there stranger
arecia	The Shadow	I know nothing of which you speak.
Dude	sally	hey dude
Mama Me Ya	Eli	I'm looking for my son.
slim	samuraicheese	what the scandanavian watch am I doing?
Amethyst	Roberto	I am looking for the salamander
messer	Snail	get lost
Elana	koi	i'll talk to you later
shay	Ethan Sean	I'm walking in the park; looking for my friend.
viper	KiNkY SpiCe	That they suck!
Issirhc	Telir	Hello, how are you?
Wang	tallulah	oh, darlin...i love the hat...
JOY	Psycho	I feel sick.
n	lick me	lick me
Braunwyn	Hi! I'm Hi! I'm Hi! I'm.....	Wrong Person, I'm not the salamander
joe	Ash	hi I have got to leave ok bye
Pikachu	burt	hello, I'm Burt the boat man.
Stellandaniel	CASPER	I DON'T KNOW
jamse	ralph	help
Thornton	gorf	hi
jdog	Marie	Hey you! How are ya, man?
why, Heather, of course	gekko	The blue boat doesn't float.
Justin Time	BOB	HI
Lt.Storm	,KJNVHGK.,LFK	UYGUIHSL;VMLE!!!!!!!@
m	mari	you have love
kick butt	asdfg	asddfg
Hans	MegaManXIV	Hey!What's Up!
joe	T1	NO SPEAK ENGLISH
Nicky	Angel	Kiss my halo!
Dr. Nonutz	Baldy	I am lost
Yodi von lidi	clide	piss off
Alsonno	wormboy	the worm clan waits for the right moment to unleash it subversive plan to suprise and over throw the imperialists of the overworld
ALEX	Scott	Go away
nikki	Baby TRE	Hi what do you look like??? What clues have you been given??? I'll tell you if you tell me.
kay	sasy	go away
The Great Confucious	Jera	I'm working for a secet servise
RoseBud16	why	why
Shell	yankydoodle	have sex with me, now.
Jared	sammy	get lost i don't want to be bothered
Moquoisei	mike	let's have sex
Kool	smiley	don't know anything
007	lsd	snuck off
bob	slick	where am i hiding
bob	CHICO	I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
Trixie firecracker	bull god	rock says sut ur mouth
Chi	Mario	Bye
Aleef	L Al	Just passing by.
chubaca	donnie	to leave me alone
josh	Werdo	Get away from you gulot.
Shitzu	Billy	vannished
meteorman	Cat Daddy	What's up Potato Peeler?
Kathy	stormy	boo!
cat	Blarg Man	Nothing
JERk-0	Catsy	Hello.
frappy	Code 2	Be quite and go away
Lawrence	Salamander	Catch me if you can!!!!!
Max	Undertaker	suck it
h	nikki1311	why ask me...i don't know anything
Bill Clinton	jacob	Can't you see I'm busy?
Gregory	freeman	run and see where you go.
Darkside619	anabel	hello
don	max	im lost
hiu	Salamander	I am the salamander, I eat bugs.
andrew	Bumholio	what are you doing today in the park?
	jesse	hi alex *
alex	Alex	Hi,my name is Alex.What is yours?That`s a nice name.
abc	Matilda Jane	Life if groovy and so are you. Sunshine and happiness fall like rain.
Joe	Barker	Do you now anyone named
Dakota Smith	jocker	I'm an under cover agent for the FBI and i cant speak to anyone i know
Fallout-Boy	Huston	scroo off or lets scroo
Loman	Becky	I'm just taking a walk minding my won business watching people. I hope you're having a nice day!
Mark	brew	stephen
Chelsea	meleah	get away freak
niki'	maurice	qwack
hgfhg	paul	have you seen my dog
Zuchini	Curtis	hi
fgh	Artemis	I am a tourist
Rude Girl	jackass	hi
Krassi	mark	hi
the rock	brea	get the hell away from me
Lacey	jhk	''';pl;
Buffy	George	Shut yer freakin mouth
iam sangse	beanie	i am a plucker
mkALLday	starfighter85	need clues
Minnie Rat	fred	the sky is blue
sharkie	ktille	hora
BOB	Captain America	do you know where a man with a beret,spanish mustash,and a poodle are?
ned	The Great Laureni	RAAAAA AAAHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Azzkicka	AMANDA	SHUTUP
myself	Kriket	hello
ten	donky	bye
Duck	Gidget	Come help me with this salamander catching
poido	Sailormoon	I am Sailormoon, champion of justice!!!!
craig	zAC	JAN IS COOL
nice	Maze Man aaaaa	Get a life
Kali	Mike	W hat do you want?
topgun	cyncee	Wazzz up!!!!!
Shilden moose	bond	bond
ryan smyth	Jacey	I'm on my way home.
Buddy Holly	john	so whats your name
Chris Mirosovsky	andrew	leave me alone
Pants	Reywynd	I must find a more sutiable host body.
Parker	babe	hi its not me
Allsop	claXton	MMMMMMMMM....Beefy Salamander!!!!!
claXton	carrie	go away
kitty cat	Dan	Hey!Do you take a bike ride with me?
Moo-goo-gai-pain	phoebe	yes, I know I look like her
Boris	Cutie	The world is going to end, but ill save it
Diane	SabreFox	Should anal retentive have a hyphen?
biggie fry	lunar	it's that time of the month.
Bob	Bob Dole	Hello how are you? Do youhave a question for me?
Sara Negeria	SMOOTHY	I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE.
george	Polina	Hi, my name is... What? My name is... Who? My name is... Slim Shady!
Theodora	tui	no
Monica Lewinsky	Dyke	stupid is as stupid does stupid does go to bridge salamander's stupid whatcha gonna do? stupid?
TERMIMANDER	sam	Hi
JazzMan	sam	go away!
brett	Monica Lewinsky	am I shallow?
Bradford	hdhd	xxxxxx
Uhdof	Jorge	My name is Vicente Gonzales and I'm here to tickle your father
Kisha	Stone Cold Steve Austin	want me to punch you in the face?
Hia	Aurora	Not one single shred of evidince supports the theory that life is serious....
Agent Berdini	Ali	I'm going to a party
Fred J. Fratulant	Kelly	Tina got a big ole butt
Allan Sabado	toni	tuti loo
LoveBug	jay	hi im jay how are you today?
Brutis	Steverz the Great	Wrong one. =)
The cop	Jack Meoff	I got a bum leg from Nam and i like to stroll the park and feed the birds.
jim?	Winston	I heard the Salamander got away from himself!
Frog2Jump	Frog2Jump	Hiiiiiiii! I am Frog2Jump! How are you today?!
Frog2Jump	the dude	Holy doodles Batman
Bopig	Bobo head	Hi
Roey	Jane	that im waiting for a date
Baby	lego maniac	how you doing
Buck Bumble	The salamander	I'm the salamander, you caught me. LEAVE.
Dr. Bavone	Neilio	Howdy pardner! It weren't me guvnor...
Kaitlyn	Lego15	I like legos so buy me a few after me catch you
bob	horace	oh ****! there it is
wesmoore	mighty	good day
wesmoore	Monica	I'm working for the Health Inspection agency.
alex	Jee	Learn your manners! ...
christian	Span Dislorva	I'm still eating it!
Buck Bumble	salsombedager	hi crothn'dagr
Hanktc	Fever	I've got red smarties.
sara holi	Westweed	Vut eez going down, brother?
Casian Chicken	Blue Tuna	Is this a code?
I AM NOT THE SALAMANDER	sex	hi
hhhhh hhhhhh...	DJ	Learn your manners!
Phillip	Blue Tuna	Is this a code?
Nick	The Collector of Dreams	May I have yours?
fred	Devious	Ask not for what you seek, as it may be under your nose.
Crann	Jee	Learn your manners! ...
Sylvia Sin	Shameless Sigmund	The rumbles are coming and I have no speckles!
Squirrel	Janine	Says who?
Ned	Tundra Tom	Safari for the small green thing
Saxy	Steve	Mon dieu!
The Leprechaun	Bucket O'Brady	Well y' see me friend, I went to the end of the rainbow and all I found was a bucket. So me asks y' very proper, would y' have a gold coin to put in it? If y' say nay surely y'll have the Leprechaun after y'. I hope y' haven't seen him about.
Clive	N.D.R.5	Zag bork dep6 cr3
Dan Dare	Merrick	I am not a man, I am a Salamander!

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