My Word

"Bachuus has drowned more men than Neptune"

Germans suntanning put colored lotion on to be fashionable, ie. neon, etc. But it was bad for them and products were banned. People looked for a different way like cellophane, tomato juice, etc.

A Chinese entrepreneur, Lee King Loo, noticed an odd chanting noise coming from the courtyard of a Mormon church - he had heard about their private sun worshipping. He waited and when they came out he noticed their whole middle leg section was a deep green coloring the highest of fashion.

He put two and two together and exclaimed the answer, "Because has drone, Mormon tan knee pea-tone."
 






      
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